6. “My daughter injured her chin today and at dinner received this fortune cookie.”
They aren’t called ‘fortune cookies’ for no reason.
7. “My Uber driver was a slimmer, cooler, moustached version of myself.”
It must be a really cool experience.
8. “My dad’s index tip was cut off when he was 10, my index is shorter than my pinky.”
Maybe the gene somehow accepted the change and evolved with it.
9. Look at this self-portrait made by a bird with its own waste.
Incredible talent, isn’t it?
10. “My dog, Flirt (left) found her dog-pelgänger!”
Set up a play date, they deserve it.